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A PERFECTLY UNREASONABLE USE OF CLOUDFLARE
I built a graphics card out of 4,096 SQLite databases.
Graphics cards forget the picture the moment you unplug them. I found that unacceptable. Every pixel in this 64×64 frame is its own Cloudflare Durable Object with its own SQLite database, and each one works out its own color in SQL.
FRAMEBUFFER / 64 × 64CONNECTING
4,096 databases.
No picture yet.
No picture yet.
Render a frame to wake the pixels.
NO COMMITTED FRAMEDownload evidence ↗
LAST FRAME—
PIXELS CHECKED—
COLOR MISMATCHES—
RENDERS LEFT TODAY—
EVERY PIXEL HAS A PAPER TRAIL
Meet your database.
Pixel 32, 32
Select a pixel to inspect its committed state.
Dead pixels have a recovery procedure.
The shader is a SQL query +
Bound parameters: x, y, camera. Extruded logo edges are stored in every pixel’s database. Camera × 10 is the angle in degrees.
THE ARCHITECTURE REVIEW WAS BRIEF